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| Topic Started: Friday Apr 13 2007, 05:19 PM (7,280 Views) | |
| WeatherManNX01 | Friday Apr 13 2007, 05:19 PM Post #1 |
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For those of you who don't watch Around the Horn, one of the regular participants, Woody Paige of the Denver Post, has a chalkboard behind him every episode on which there are often humorous phrases, and he changes them several times per episode. I've done some brief searching, and so far I've found no archive of those phrases. So why not start here? If you watch, let us know what the wise and wonderful chalkboard has for us today! Two so far today: 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions. Tony is nothing without his joysticks. The collected wisdom of Woody Page - June 1, 2008 Edited by WeatherManNX01, Monday Jun 2 2008, 08:40 PM.
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| PSUSyr5 | Friday Apr 20 2007, 04:52 PM Post #2 |
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Here were Woody's chalkboard phrases from Monday through Wednesday (he was gone the other 2 days): Monday: I've come for an argument! If in doubt, mumble Tuesday: That was zen; this is tao The coast was clear Dain bramaged --> Wednesday: I can see clearly now, the brain is gone I bring food to the table |
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| WeatherManNX01 | Friday Apr 20 2007, 05:03 PM Post #3 |
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These make great sig lines.
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| PSUSyr5 | Monday Apr 23 2007, 04:28 PM Post #4 |
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Today: Murphy was an optimist Rank has its privileges I think, therefore I am paid By the way, he had a bunch of post-it notes behind him today as well, though you really couldn't see what they said. |
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| WeatherManNX01 | Monday Apr 23 2007, 06:12 PM Post #5 |
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My favorites of those.
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| PSUSyr5 | Tuesday Apr 24 2007, 04:18 PM Post #6 |
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Today: Knowledge is power! You Auto Buy Now |
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| PSUSyr5 | Wednesday Apr 25 2007, 04:19 PM Post #7 |
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Today: Laugh at Jay's problems, everyone else does I plan on being more spontaneous |
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| PSUSyr5 | Thursday Apr 26 2007, 04:20 PM Post #8 |
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Today: The early worm gets the bird You can't hear me? |
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| WeatherManNX01 | Thursday Apr 26 2007, 04:33 PM Post #9 |
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Only when Reali has him muted. :P |
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| PSUSyr5 | Thursday Apr 26 2007, 05:38 PM Post #10 |
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Haha, yeah. I think yesterday they were talking about how loud he was, so that's probably what that one was about. |
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These make great sig lines.
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