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Woody's Chalkboard
Topic Started: Friday Apr 13 2007, 05:19 PM (7,280 Views)
WeatherManNX01
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For those of you who don't watch Around the Horn, one of the regular participants, Woody Paige of the Denver Post, has a chalkboard behind him every episode on which there are often humorous phrases, and he changes them several times per episode.

I've done some brief searching, and so far I've found no archive of those phrases. So why not start here? If you watch, let us know what the wise and wonderful chalkboard has for us today!

Two so far today:

4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.

Tony is nothing without his joysticks.



The collected wisdom of Woody Page - June 1, 2008
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PSUSyr5
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Here were Woody's chalkboard phrases from Monday through Wednesday (he was gone the other 2 days):

Monday:
I've come for an argument!
If in doubt, mumble

Tuesday:
That was zen; this is tao
The coast was clear
Dain bramaged -->

Wednesday:
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone
I bring food to the table
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WeatherManNX01
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:lol: These make great sig lines. ;)
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Today:
Murphy was an optimist
Rank has its privileges
I think, therefore I am paid

By the way, he had a bunch of post-it notes behind him today as well, though you really couldn't see what they said.
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sre141
Apr 23 2007, 05:28 PM
Murphy was an optimist

I think, therefore I am paid

My favorites of those. :lol:
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PSUSyr5
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Today:
Knowledge is power!
You Auto Buy Now
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PSUSyr5
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Today:
Laugh at Jay's problems, everyone else does
I plan on being more spontaneous
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Today:
The early worm gets the bird
You can't hear me?
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sre141
Apr 26 2007, 05:20 PM
You can't hear me?

Only when Reali has him muted. :P
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Haha, yeah. I think yesterday they were talking about how loud he was, so that's probably what that one was about.
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